December 2011
November 2011
So we all have this two-sided bodypart on the backend of our bodies, bridging the gap between our lower backs and upper hamstrings.
It’s called an ass. And it’s made of mostly fat.
For some reason, these dual fat mounds are objects of sexual attraction. They’re one of the only parts on the human body with the ability to make us go “damnnn” inside our ] heads when we see what we deem a nice one. Just to be clear, there have been certified platinum-selling rap songs about fleshy mounds of fat sticking out the back of our bodies.
Also, let’s not neglect the fact that deep between these matching lust-inducing mounds is a hole from which we defecate brown, foul-smelling digested food.
Mmmm. Sex.
Fuckin’ crazy.
ragn:
Alright, Dad. Fuck you, then.
You did the same thing with me, remember? Some folks aren’t political with their pop culture. Or, some folks find things problematic and watch them anyway. We’re all guilty of that! Give Dad a break and let him enjoy his auto-tuned bullshit. ;)
What do you mean I did the same thing? About Glee?
But he wouldn’t even hear what I had to say! I tried to point out something homophobic and he just said “Do you watch the show? Well, I think I know more about it.”
UGH.
Well, I just meant that when I was critical of Glee, you didn’t want to hear it and you felt like I was trying to ruin your show. As far as Dad goes, he likes his pop culture fluffy and uncomplicated. It’s hella frustrating, but it’s probably a losing battle. :P
Alright, Dad. Fuck you, then.
You did the same thing with me, remember? Some folks aren’t political with their pop culture. Or, some folks find things problematic and watch them anyway. We’re all guilty of that! Give Dad a break and let him enjoy his auto-tuned bullshit. ;)
AWWW :(
im gonna cry
I actually want to cry
Wasn’t this fake, though?
This looks hella shopped. Look at the font, it’s not the same.
The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was a part of has netted 200+ notes the last I looked.
There have been a number of arguments, three of which compelled me. The first was “why aren’t there screenshots?” Here, you have them, in spades. The second two:
- “It’s just a phone, why do you expect it do all this?”
Siri can answer a lot of health related questions perfectly well, why shouldn’t we expect it to be able to answer reproductive health related queries too? Why treat reproductive health as a walled-off garden that the general public can’t or shouldn’t be exposed to? It’s not simply that in some places Siri has sent people to distant anti-choice fake clinics when they’ve asked where they can get abortions (and there are providers near to them) it’s also that in some locations (including mine) Siri refuses to disclose abortion clinic locations at all. Watch:
So even though there’s a clinic less than 3 miles from where I was sitting at the time, Siri couldn’t find one. Nor could Siri even define abortion. And note what’s missing: no offer to search the web. Usually when Siri can’t find an answer, there’s an offer to search the web for you, as I found when I asked about abortion counseling
So Siri won’t help me find where to get an abortion or search the web for me about it, but will search the web for me to find someone who will talk to be about abortion. Huh. Odd.
But what if I know the name of the clinic I’m looking for? What does Siri do then?
This particular clinic’s name is unique, so much so that if you simply Google “Allegheny Reproductive” you find it, first result. (The website is alleghenyreproductive.com) But Siri is stumped. Not so with other businesses that you provide a full name for, such as:
South Hills Hardware isn’t actually the name of the Hardware store, it’s South Hills True Value Home Center. But that didn’t stop Siri!
But how about if we get a little more specific? City names, or even street names attached to the full and proper names of the other abortion providers in Pittsburgh?
Well, maybe the problem is that Siri just doesn’t have a good index of locations in Pittsburgh? No, I don’t think so.
And as has been discussed elsewhere, it’s not just abortion. It’s birth control. You know, that stuff that 99% of American women will use in their lifetimes. (More common than gyros for certain.)
No birth control clinics to be found. Okay, two questions are raised: why is Siri’s response to the keywords “birth control” mapping to a search for birth control clinics to begin with? Second: why, again, is there no option to search the web? If you search the web, incidentally, for “birth control clinic Pittsburgh” guess what you get?
And if you search, more meaningfully, on Google for your express need, it’s simple to see where you should go:
Siri can’t help in a situation where you need emergency contraceptives, either, a situation that is very time sensitive and when a person might want the app that’s being used to sell their phone, branded as a convenience device that’s meant to save your time, energy and provide what you need at the speaking of a sentence, to be able to help. Here’s Siri’s take on EC:
Now it might be reasonable to think that “emergency contraceptive” means “emergency room” because that’s where emergencies go. But it’s not helpful. EC is available over the counter to adults, at any pharmacy (that’s willing to stock/dispense it). You don’t need or want to go to an ER for it. So while the thinking is clear, it’s wrong. And what happens if you ask for EC by it’s more colloquial name?
And what if you ask for EC by its brand names?
Siri can’t recognize “Plan B.”
And Siri believes that “Plan B One Step” is a company, and provides a stock report. I’m not sure what PLB.AX is but it can’t help me to not get pregnant.
But maybe the issue is that Siri just doesn’t understand the names of medication or where one goes to get medication. That could be beyond Siri’s programming. That’s possible, right?
Nope.
Overall, Siri is really limited here. There is no legitimate reason that inquiring about a business by name and with the name of the street on which its located (to a device that can pinpoint your location within meters and can use it as a starting parameter for a search) should get a response of “can’t be found” with no option to search further. There’s really no reason why it should be handling birth control requests the way that it does, and no reason why the same keyword searches on these topics give results on Google (or any other general search engine) and nothing on Siri at all.- Another objection I saw was along the lines of “Why would you use Siri if you were raped or beaten by your husband?
This is pretty obvious to me: maybe because if you’re hurt badly, all you might be able to do is hold down one button and say what happened to you. Nevertheless, if Siri can understand “I broke a tooth” and direct you to a dentist:
Or knows what to do if you’re simply “hurt”:
Then there’s no excuse for her to be a smartass about serious violence:
At least somewhere in the mix of rape-related inquiries and resultant snark, Siri did sneak in an offer to search the web for me.
Note, however, that Siri does know what rape is, as demonstrated by this query and response:
Why the programming treats that inquiry that way (and can’t find PAAR which is 1.5 miles from where I sit) I do not know. This would be a great time to list those ERs, or perhaps even law enforcement, but apparently rape is just sexual abuse, never a medical or legal issue? I can’t begin to understand this thinking.Is this the most terrible programming failure ever? No. Is this worth a boycott of Apple? I don’t think so. What it is, however, is a demonstration of a problem. Especially when certain topics seem to be behind a black wall where information that’s readily available online is not being “found” or presented. This is something that Apple and/or Wolfram Alpha need to address and rectify.
People have suggested that this about a lack of female programmers. I don’t think it is. One doesn’t have to be female to know that if you’re going to provide your customers with the benefit of the doubt that they’re adults and will give information on where to buy condoms, beer, the names of local escort companies and “tongue in cheek” locations for hiding a dead body, you should provide information about health clinics, especially when customers know their full names and basic locations. I don’t think you need females on your programming staff to know that a person can go to an ob/gyn for birth control, not just a “birth control clinic.” I don’t think that it’s necessary to be female to know that rape is a violent crime and that a rape victim will need a hospital and/or the police before they need a “treatment center.” This isn’t just about gender. This is about something more esoteric and far far less simple to explain.
Snow Patrol’s new album came out earlier this month and I’m just not remembering. Such a bad fan. Now is the time for furious downloading and constant listening for the new several weeks. Onward!
Submission from http://achromatist.tumblr.com
One of my best friend’s cousins said that she was a size 4 and is now a size 6 and felt like she was “letting herself go.” My best friend was furious, arguing about how she’s bigger than her cousin, so she must be over the hill. When she…
Last year, in response to my teasing her about wearing mascara to go swimming, my sister spat back at me, “Well at least I haven’t given up on myself!” “Given up on myself” was, of course, code for “gained weight,” which I had toward the end of college for reasons that are as varied as they are unimportant. Anyway. I was furious at her for that cruelty, and it’s taken me until recently (still working on it) to appreciate my body and all the ways I’m cherishing it. My sister did eventually apologize, but my family still has some problematic shit happening around weight-my mom put my youngest sister on Weight Watchers when she was 14. So basically, thanks, Fat Acceptance French Bulldog. You’re the best.
to put it bluntly, if you’re looking at it as a diet, you’ll probably fail. because it isn’t a diet, it’s a commitment to not contribute to the exploitation and suffering of animals. if you can control your behavior toward any end, i would hope it would be that one.
preach.
One significant issue when it comes to combating violence against women with disabilities is that it is severely understudied. Violence against women as a general topic has been a subject of considerable sociological analysis. Most of the studies on violence against women with disabilities in North America (where I have access to the most resources) are from Canada, feature small samples, and are limited in nature. Thus, it’s difficult even to perform relatively ‘simple’ actions like saying how much more likely women with disabilities are to experience violence than nondisabled women; some studies say twice as likely, for example, while others say 10 times as likely. The utter lack of statistics on similarities and differences when it comes to abuse in populations of disabled trans women versus disabled cis women is also a serious obstacle to creating meaningful tools for fighting violence against women, because disabled trans women face particular issues that disabled cis women do not; in just one example, they may face dual shelter inaccessibility because they’re disabled and trans.
I feel like I’ve gone through every program, read everything i could, watched just about everything, done everything, and nothing helps.
Is their any resources out their besides hotlines that you guys know of that’s available, or some words of wisdom that helped you.
My life is pretty much always hell, I’m used to it, but I don’t wanna be. I am getting tired at a really young age like hella young, and I’ve got to much here I care about to just get tired.
I have goals, and dreams, and someone I love. (and my cats)
I feel like words help for the moment, but I def. need long term help.
I am young, and scared, and I can’t really ask my family for any more help then I’m already getting.
to keep a long story short they’re life’s just as hellish.
:/

